4798 Gray Rd Cincinnati OH 45232 Phone 513-541-8170

The Gardener's Garden Store!

Come see why people who love gardening shop Funke's

Great plants, great service, great prices, Real Value

Open Mid March to Mid November 

Open for Spring 2019!

Current April hours are 9 am to 5 pm seven days a week.

If you do Facebook we have an active and intersting page with great gardening posts and ocassional friends and follwers of Funke's freebies and cheapies. :)

Funke's facebook page

Our Spring 2019 selection of Vegetable and Herb plants is even more INSANE than ever!

Want to see why avid gourmet gardeners have been driving as far as 300 miles to shop our spring selection?

This year there's 250 + pepper varieties from Super hot to super sweet, and everything in between, including many exotic species from around the globe.

If you're a chili lover you'll LOVE shopping our insane selection! Here's the link for the 2019 Pepper list!

If you're a "fire eater" you'll be pleased to know that we have about 30 million+ scoville varieties to choose from!

We start the seeds in January so you can buy plants at Funke's that will have pods ready by mid to late July in your home garden.

And of course, no sauce, salsa, salad, or big fat burger would be complete without tasty tomatoes.

With 250+ varieties to choose from this year you'll find an amazing selection of heirlooms, sauce varieties, salad cherries, burger slicers, and more than plenty to please the most serious foodie!

Here's the link to the 2019 tomato list!

And it's not just peppers and tomatoes, our ethnic diversity selection spreads out across the cucmbers, squash, okra, melons, greens, sweet potatoes, etc.

We believe in staying close to nature and grow our plants here as natuarally as possible. Our catch phase is "Just say no, to GMO."

And Yes, we really do grow all of our vegetable and herb plants here on site, no middle men, no poisons, no kidding.

We take pride in the fact that our plants are safe to eat the day you take them home.

Our service, selection, and prices will delight both the beginner and expert gardener alike.

Have a favorite variety that you'd like us to carry? Just drop an email to al (at) funkes.com. We like requests and feed back from our customers. :)

Just a note to any who may wonder. I have intentionally left the site in the "homepagey" feel of the internet of the mid 90's. A simpler time before hacking, tracking, profiling, spying and obsessive commercialism took over. In a nutshell, heirloom plants, heirloom website. :) Al

Herbs! We grow about 150 varieties of culinary, medicinal, and spirtual use herbs. Come see why professional Chefs, Herbalists, and Home gardeners alike count on Funke's as their source for their herb garden starter plants.

We really do take our devotion to preserving our heritage and the diversity of species quite seriously, if you really enjoy reconnecting with nature through gardening we think you'll find Funke's a refreshing change from the "same, same, stuff, stuff" garden stores out there. :)

 

Here's a bunch of other fun garden stuff to poke through on our site. :)

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Sign up for Funke's email Liberty for dummies

The Liberty for dummies page is a simple refresher for all of us Americans that have forgotten what "liberty" is really all about.

It's cute, has great music, and even a kid can understand it. Some adults may be another story. :) It's well worth the watch. I hope you find it as refreshing/entertaining/enlightening as I. It was on the verge of extinction from the internet so I moved it here so that concept of "by the people, of the people, and for the people should not perish from the internet". My highest compliments to the artist that constructed it. Webmaster

The site is evolving. Rather than take it down for "maintainance" the way many do I decided to leave the old links from ten years ago below in place for posterity if nothing else. Eventually I'll move them into the history section where they belong.

Like life itself it's a work in progress. Al

 

  • Current specials - Come see why it's worth the trip to Funke's!
  • Building a pond - A pictorial essay of the construction of the water feature in our front display. A good "how to" demonstration for those who'd like to get their feet wet :)
  • Poinsettias - We did at one time grow some of this finest poinsettias in the region. Consumer apathy and reluctance to pay for quality, and rising fuel costs forced us to stop growing them.
  • Virtual visit - This section needs to be moved to the history area of the site. I'll build a virtual vist page for the new Funke's when I get the chance. :) Al
  • Directions & Store hours - Simply put, How you get here from there :)
  • Links - gardening related links with site reviews
  • What's new? - New features and updates here on the site
  • Backissues - backissues of our popular gardening newsletter
  • Herbs! - Herbal information covering a broad range of topics realting to herbs Updated - 03/11/08
  • Testimonials - What Cincinnati's gardeners are saying about our shop and gardening newsletter :)
  • Help the little guys save the fees! Use cash!

    Want to do something to help the little guys keep their prices down for you the customer? STOP USING THE PLASTIC & START USING CASH. Credit cards do nothing but suck BILLIONS of $ away from the working class & small businesses every year. Who pays for the skymiles and rewards? Your merchant, that's who. Those rewards are taken electronically out of the merchant's portion of the sale when the card is scanned. Also cash can't be hacked by skimmers and data mining apps. It's far more likely these days to be robbed blind electronically than it is to ever be held up for your cash. Yes my friend, cash is actually safer to carry than plastic.

    God grant us the sereneity to accept the things we cannot change, but more importantly the COURAGE to change the things we can, and the WISDOM to know the difference.

    Serving the greater Cincinnati Garden Market for four generations since 1896

    We were at one time, perhaps the single most comprehensive selection of perennials, annuals, trees, shrubs and garden accessories in the region including tuned windchimes, garden furniture, tools, fertilzers and water gardening supplies. The unwillingness of garden consumers to buy plants in any significant numbers in anything less than perfect weather, and then only willing to pay what they did ten years ago while costs of operation skyrockted forced us to shift focus towards the self sufficient organic method food production of our past.

    Our primary mission is now to provide the plants, materials, and knowledge necessary for our customers to take control of their own food supply and eat like royalty in the process.

    "Teach a person to fish and they're fed for life, teach them to garden and they can feed the whole neighborhood!" Al Funke 2009

    We look forward to a sustainable future of healthy and bountiful harvests.

     

    Located at 4798 Gray Rd. Cincinnati Ohio 45232

    Phone 513-541-8170

    Browse through our extensive site through any of the above areas. We hope you have as much fun here as we have putting it here for you!

    We pride ourselves on customer service and do our level best to be as "user friendly" as possible!